Sorry, even your favourite God of the moment is too busy.
The Gods don't want to be disturbed at this moment, they're busy with more important nonhuman activities, and your personal God got a terrible fit of laughter at your request for contact. You might know yourself too good the reason for that.

BUT if it really urgent, you may try the following:

  • Klick at URGENT, maybe is one of the Gods free and wiilling to chat with you, or in need for the same kind of laughter as your favourite God has got. It might be rare, but it even could be, that you can get a serious astral chatpartner.
  • Touch tenderly the screen of yourmonitor,draw with lipstick the sign of the God or Goddess you like to speak with, they often like that.
  • Upload a bottle of mead to our FTP-server, create a romantic poem at the address bar of your browser or do a striptease for your webcam. Ask a friend how he/she chats with his/her Godd/ess, ask your dentist to check your teeth are okay und you don't smell there, wash your hair and use some perfume.
  • Microsoft Windows is able to check if you've the right hairstyle and haircut for a divine chat.
    Click at     check hairstyle, to become sure of this.
  • Sometimes, the Gods can become convinced by material arguments. So go to your bank and check, if you've enough money for making a donation to someone the gods choose; think here of a nice sportscar, a fur coat or some goldbars. If you can, take a loan for this. If you prefer doing this, then after clicking HERE, a divine Wheel of fortune will turn and shows you the one to whom your donation has to go.
  • Be sure, you used the right Call. Calls like "I pray to you...", "I beg you..." and "your obedient servant", arouse with most Gods, except maybe Loki, a direct rejection.
  • Check your browser under "internetoptions" then "Calls" the configuration for "Assertivity 1.0", Baldershooter 3.0" en "Hammethrower 0.1beta".
  • Determine carefully, if you really are human and not do descent from the Giants , else it could be, you get a terrible hit on your head by Thor's Hammer. To do this, stay for a mirror, undress yourself und check all parts of your body. To be sure, invite three wittnesses. If your male or female genital organs are 'gigantic', you'd better withdraw your request for a divine chat. But if you're convinced, you're human, you may click once again at , URGENT
  • Learn from the contructive  contributions of other visitors.
  • If all fails, choose then back and try again in some days.Being stubborn often succeed;...... often.

Error: The Gods aren't in for anyone..
(HTTP 0611 or maybe47/11)
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